The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

Me and my brother were watching Ouran Highschool host club and I had told him That the main characters breaks the vase and after a minute we were up to the part where Tamiki is annoying the main character and he said “Well I would break something if I was Her….I have been laughing for three hours